I am Karen!

Sushikveld i går!
Var med Mads til en venn av ham. Der lagde vi sushi for første gang. Det ble ganske vellykket faktisk. Fun lizm! 

Alle drakk vin.. og øl, utenom meg. Jeg kjørte bil. Derfor var det ganske lol å se på at alle hadde litt alkohol i blodet, mens jeg satt å så på..og lo av dem. 

Her lager Mia sushi. 


Sushirot!


Sushirull


Mia og sushi :)


Gutta drikker vin og øl mens vi lager mat. Slasker!


Pus bodde i Mads sin sekk i mellomtiden

True love, set fire to my soul
Can't keep living this life alone
No love
Make me lose control
Like your love, sweet love that I let go

I'm gone because you pushed me away
After all those times I said that I would never stray
And now you look back
And see me in the distance
A thousand miles away but you can catch me blowing kisses
And the burning ain't quite as bad
As the thought that we never had

True love, set fire to my soul
Can't keep living this life alone
No love
Make me lose control
Like your love, sweet love that I let go

I'm back from a dark, dark place
Now your love has been replaced
By my friends, they kept me alive
When I was so so weak
I didn't know how I'd survive

The burning ain't quite as bad (it ain't half as bad)
I said the burning, ain't quite as bed
As the thought that we never had

True love, set fire to my soul
Can't keep living this life alone
No love
Make me lose control
Like your love, sweet love that I let -

Love, set fire to my soul
Set fire to your soul
Let love set fire to your soul
Lose control

It's a shame
True love don't know my name

It's a shame

And the burning ain't quite as bad
As the thought that we never had
True love

Stor forskjell? ;)


Jeg måtte ta årsplanleggeren min ut av sekken i går.

Årsplanleggeren min har vært med meg gjennom mye. Måtte bla igjennom den, for å minnes 2011.  Her leser jeg om lekser, planer, møter, leirer, sykdom, kjæreste og alt annet et tenåringsliv inneholder. Jeg skriver ikke hva jeg føler. Bare korte retninger om hva jeg skal, hva jeg må huske eller hvis det har skjedd noe spesielt. Likevel kan et enkelt ord, eller tre bringe tilbake følelser fra 2011. 

2011 lærte meg mye. Om både smerte og gleder. Om hvordan man takler å bli sviktet av noen en stoler på. Om hvordan man oppfører seg når en går inn i noe en egentlig ikke er klar for. Hvordan man oppdager at følelser enn trodde en hadde, ikke var det likevel. Om hvordan fyren du hadde en stooor crush på, hadde en stor crush på deg samtidig. 

Fikk meg jobb også da. Midt opp i det hele. Det var også mye stress der, men rare sjefer og mye surr.

Egentlig er jeg glad 2011 er over. Da kan jeg begynne fra scratch.  Livet jeg lever akkurat nå er veldig fint. Jeg koser meg og er glad for det meste. 2011 er borte nå. Årsplanleggeren lukkes, og jeg åpner en ny. 

Den nye er fargerik. Spraglende, og med siteter fra Paulo Coelho i. Den symboliserer det som kommer. Det jeg skal oppleve. Det jeg skal føle. 2012 kommer til å bli et fint og opplevelsesrik år.

Det vet jeg...

Jeg må bare bli frisk først og tørre å innrømme følelsene mine først..! 

Min fantastiske jentegjeng!

Driver å prøver å sette sammen et kostyme, men damn, det er vanskelig!

Temaet er wild west. Tenkte saloongirl, da...

Tenkte å sette sammen dette:

Det svarte og røde tyllskjørtet skal oppå det svarte tenkte jeg...

HOT OR NOT, that's the question?
Typen kommer garantert ikke til å like det.. men SYKT KULT!

Må bare få tak i mange lange fjør i svart og rødt så har jeg det.

I tillegg til et par boots, og stay-ups.. Dritkult! 

Og for deg som lurte, NEI, jeg skal ikke gå med puppene ute til pynt. Tenkte å ha på meg en svart topp under.

Auf wiedershen. Eller noe! 

Jeg og en kompis lagde historie. Den er awesome. Anbefaler alle å lese den!

Jeg skriver som Lady Karen i kursiv, og Mads som selg selv, selvfølgelig!

Stalker challanges Mads to a swordfight for Lady Karen's hand.

Mads shoots him with his bow and arrow.
Stalker dies.

Lady Karen gives herself to Mads the champion!

Mads grows fierce muscles like Drogo

That is Lady Karen's new fetish! How could Mads know?!

Mads sees a little kid stumble and fall. He proceeds to kick him while hes down due to his excessive adrenaline. Why throw it away when it can be used for such great actions?
THE PLOT THICKENS.

Lady Karen prefere defeated men before cruel men.. Stalker, where did you go?

Mads prefers women who can spell 'prefer(s),' but he is willing to let it go this once, if Lady Karen is still willing.

Lady Karen is wondering if the young champion Mads have ever seen how close the E and the S are on a keyboard, and if he has ever heard of 'skriveleif'.

Mads feared for an epic comeback, but the woman seems to be rambling on in some foreign language no living being can understand.

Lady Karen is not willing to give herself to such savages without proper education, and she is glad she found out before it was too late.

"Fuck the po-lice," Mads screams as he picks up Karen and makes a run for the boat as it sets sails. He makes a couragous jump for it, and before the po-lice could say 'skriveleif,' they were off. Poor Karen, forced to live a life with Mads.

"FILTHY SAVAGES!", she shouts while being kidnapped... Stalker swears to save her, which he does, and brings her to Rome.

Mads distinctly remembers that Stalker is a corpse; being shot with an arrow will do that to you. He doubts that he will get very far, being dead and all, so he sits back and relax, waiting for Karen to make her return.

We live in the lands of dead walkers, you naive little champion. Corpses must be burned.

It was a flaming arrow.

Then it was one of the other men that was willing to fight for Lady Karen's hand that took her.

Mads calls upon the God of Thunder, also known as Thor, to strike them all with lightning. He also asks for him to crush the structures of Rome, revealing Karen's hiding place so he is free to take her with him to Canada- where they live happily ever after.

For happily ever after there must be two happy people, and Karen is pretty angry at Mads for treating her the way he does, and not giving her the respect she requires.

Mads disturbed Thor's sleep only to get her back, and destroyed an entire capital; he deserves the shit out of her.

She does not agree. From her point of view, he is a cruel man who kicks young children, steals ladies away from their homeland against their will and destroys the place where she lives and loves.
He deserves nothing from her!

Yet Karen has no say, because she is a woman. Mads wins the game.

But not entirely. He might be able to force her with him, but she is not willing to give him any sort of satisfaction, love or even smile. So who does really win the game?

Thor got to ruin Rome, that's pretty awesome. I think Thor wins. 

Lady Karen agrees! 

I can't stop being jelous!

I can't stop it, even if I want to!

That little bitch!

She ain't that pretty!

I am prettier...

but she's skinnier!

And she's your friend.

A good friend it seems!

 She was your first love...

The love I wish I could be! 

Eller pupperotte egentlig da, men da bli ikke ordspillet like gøy!