I am Karen!

Jeg og en kompis lagde historie. Den er awesome. Anbefaler alle å lese den!

Jeg skriver som Lady Karen i kursiv, og Mads som selg selv, selvfølgelig!

Stalker challanges Mads to a swordfight for Lady Karen's hand.

Mads shoots him with his bow and arrow.
Stalker dies.

Lady Karen gives herself to Mads the champion!

Mads grows fierce muscles like Drogo

That is Lady Karen's new fetish! How could Mads know?!

Mads sees a little kid stumble and fall. He proceeds to kick him while hes down due to his excessive adrenaline. Why throw it away when it can be used for such great actions?
THE PLOT THICKENS.

Lady Karen prefere defeated men before cruel men.. Stalker, where did you go?

Mads prefers women who can spell 'prefer(s),' but he is willing to let it go this once, if Lady Karen is still willing.

Lady Karen is wondering if the young champion Mads have ever seen how close the E and the S are on a keyboard, and if he has ever heard of 'skriveleif'.

Mads feared for an epic comeback, but the woman seems to be rambling on in some foreign language no living being can understand.

Lady Karen is not willing to give herself to such savages without proper education, and she is glad she found out before it was too late.

"Fuck the po-lice," Mads screams as he picks up Karen and makes a run for the boat as it sets sails. He makes a couragous jump for it, and before the po-lice could say 'skriveleif,' they were off. Poor Karen, forced to live a life with Mads.

"FILTHY SAVAGES!", she shouts while being kidnapped... Stalker swears to save her, which he does, and brings her to Rome.

Mads distinctly remembers that Stalker is a corpse; being shot with an arrow will do that to you. He doubts that he will get very far, being dead and all, so he sits back and relax, waiting for Karen to make her return.

We live in the lands of dead walkers, you naive little champion. Corpses must be burned.

It was a flaming arrow.

Then it was one of the other men that was willing to fight for Lady Karen's hand that took her.

Mads calls upon the God of Thunder, also known as Thor, to strike them all with lightning. He also asks for him to crush the structures of Rome, revealing Karen's hiding place so he is free to take her with him to Canada- where they live happily ever after.

For happily ever after there must be two happy people, and Karen is pretty angry at Mads for treating her the way he does, and not giving her the respect she requires.

Mads disturbed Thor's sleep only to get her back, and destroyed an entire capital; he deserves the shit out of her.

She does not agree. From her point of view, he is a cruel man who kicks young children, steals ladies away from their homeland against their will and destroys the place where she lives and loves.
He deserves nothing from her!

Yet Karen has no say, because she is a woman. Mads wins the game.

But not entirely. He might be able to force her with him, but she is not willing to give him any sort of satisfaction, love or even smile. So who does really win the game?

Thor got to ruin Rome, that's pretty awesome. I think Thor wins. 

Lady Karen agrees!